YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED...

We'll put out to sea
And we'll perfect our chemistry
By and by we'll defy
A little bit of gravity

Oh were it only Just-That-Easy, But Dear Hearts - YOU know with THIS pair... Ain't nothing 

“Just That Easy”!

So… Chucky is finally back to normal [if there is such a thing for him] and busy researching shore excursions for this little run away from home and some island trivia for the NOWAT when the Dragon Lady comes in smirking and throws the mail in front of him with:

“Guess what You’ve Got … [snark… giggle…giggle… snort]”

“Don’t tell me smarty… ‘YOU’VE GOT MAIL’  ”

“No Dodo… [snork… giggle]

You’ve Got Jury Duty!!!”

“What… [or as grandson David says about everything lately]  Seriously?!?  

“When – Where… W. T. F. !!!”
{well Ok... David Does Not say WTF!}

”Don’t worry silly, this is for the 30^th, you have plenty of time before the cruise.” She giggles.

Yeah Right… it will be just his luck to be selected for some long drawn out case which will overlap this Cruise date and dontcha just know…

He Paid the Damn Cruise IN FULL LAST NIGHT!!

So here's the deal:

Turns out that since moving to Hollywood 16 years ago, somehow Chucky has escaped being pulled into the Broward County Jury system - but must now report on June 30^th - a  mere two weeks before sail date…

Now he has to scramble to find a way to either get excused - which is probably not likely- but he has been told that there is a possibility of getting his jury service postponed till after the cruise with a good excuse… He’s gotta call the clerks office with proof of the non-refundable cruise info and hopefully his having to lose BIG BUCKS is enough reason for postponement.  He doesn’t mind jury duty, in fact it could be an interesting break from his normal routine [whatever that is] … Just not if it will mess up this trip

Stay Tuned… it will be REALLY Interesting to see how he pulls this one outta the fire.

Not much else to report at this time other than the Roll Call is starting to heat up with new members joining the discussion of whether or not this one or that one can get pressured into swinging from a Pirate ship or would rather be run over by a runaway ATV being driven by another drunken cruise mate or what…

Yeah… this is starting to crank up to be an interesting week for the Wacky American Tourist… now where did I put that summons and what number do I call…. {Hummmmmm...}

Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama...

Ciao 4 Now
Uncle Chuck & The Still Giggling about his Jury Summons
Dragon Lady